Recently, I hooked up with a guy whose penis stank so bad that it stopped me dead in my tracks. Yup — for real. I should have known we'd have a problem when he pulled it out.
Irritation, infections, and unpleasant odors are just a few of the health conditions that can occur if you fail to maintain good hygiene habits for your penis and sexual health. Learning how to properly clean your penis can help you maintain optimal health and cleanliness. To clean your penis, start by taking a warm shower to wet your body.
Eczema is used to describe a group of inflammatory skin conditions. Nearly 32 million Americans are affected by at least one type of eczema. These conditions make your skin red, itchy, flaky, and cracked.
This story uses the formal and respectful Hindi terms for mother and father, maataaji and pitaaji, as well as beta, for their eighteen year old son, to add an Indian element to my writing due to the awe-inspiring influence of my Indian Dom. I am his submissive and submitting this story by his command and for his pleasure. Please comment, constructive criticism is welcomed so that I continue to improve my writing. He carried the same colour as his Indian father, a beautiful rich chocolate brown, her pale caucasian genetics fortunately having not diluted the pigment one iota.
I have a girlfriend of seven years. After some hugely painful nights and another near breakup, we are in a good place now. We have lots of great vanilla sex, we love being together, and we recently got engaged.
We explain how to improve your penis' health by cleaning it properly, steering clear of STIs and trimming it carefully. The British are a nation of stoics, often too proud to admit we have a problem, and too polite to bother anyone else about it. Men are particularly bad at piping up about health issues, especially when it comes to our penises.
In light of the "cock au vin" storyhere is my guide to what not to do with your penis. Pictures of the engorged members of members of parliament will leak. Look at Peter Dowling, the Queensland politician who dunked his in a glass of wine.
Inthe late Bill Margolda porn icon who started acting in hardcore films in —on a rug in a garage in Venice, California that a giant gold cat had recently pissed on—told me the story of how, in the spirit of cleanliness and responsibility, he accidentally altered his penis. It stung, he recalled, as something with a high alcohol content would tend to do when in contact with sensitive tissue, like the glans. Whether out of twisted beliefs about hygiene, masturbatory urges and a sense of expediency, sheer curiosity, or any other number of motives, men slather their penises in all manner of strange chemicals—often repeatedly. We often get away with such self-torture because the penis is a resilient organ.
The dong, the shlong, the anaconda, the baby-maker — whatever you wanna call it, the penis is a very special part of the body deserving of attention. In this stream, sex educator Reba Corrine, aka Reba the Diva, gives us the lowdown on how to maximize penis pleasure. The head of the penis, or the glans, is covered with nerve-endings, making it ultra-sensitive.