I hate breastfeeding: It makes me feel like my soul is seeping from my body. But before I burn my nursing bra and gallop off toward freedom, never to think of breastfeeding again, I wanted to try to capture the physical sensation. Like a blood-pressure cuff, tightening and loosening?
By Chris Dyer For Mailonline. A famous statue of a boy peeing into a fountain in Brussels has finally become environmentally friendly after centuries of pouring clean water down the drain. As much as 1, to 2, litres of drinking water a day - enough for around ten households - has been wasted by the 'peeing boy' statue, an expert has claimed.
In fact, a market for leak-prevention products has, er, sprung up as of late. Apparently hipsters pee their pants, too. First of all, you may hear the issue referred to as light bladder leakage LBL.
When we were offered press passes to yet another outdoor festival, we seriously weighed the pros and cons. Of course, one thing you can always count on is that going to the bathroom will be a terrible, nightmarish experience. Especially for girls. It's sad that something as natural and beautiful as the act of urination becomes an inconvenience to females, especially someplace where everyone is drinking a lot and that shit becomes inevitable.
This is tough to admit, but here goes: I'm 39, and I pee myself on a regular basis. No kidding; it's true. Since I gave birth three years ago and practically pushed my brains out of my ears in the processI pee my pants whenever I sneeze, cough, or laugh.
Horny babe Lita takes a mouthful of cum and piss after fucking. Compilation of piss drinking sluts. Street Walking Upskirt!
By Dana Sauchelli and Kenneth Garger. A young woman who was urinating between cars on a Manhattan subway train was one of two people killed on the tracks early Sunday, police sources said. The unidentified woman, described as in her 20s, was relieving herself between cars around a.
A mum has shared a hilarious snap of herself attempting to recreate a bizarre look from a bikini advert. Well one mum decided to strike a pose after coming across a bizarre advert for an incredibly skimpy bikini - and the final result is hilarious. Parenting blogger Laura, who posts under the name Knee Deep In Life, decided to recreate a photo she saw on Beginning Boutique's Instagram page, featuring a woman wearing a pair of very revealing high-waisted bikini bottoms and a cropped t-shirt.
I once tried to use telepathy to talk to my cat. Olive was less than six months old then, a sweet and compact ball of fur-love with a habit of peeing on my bed. Over time, cleaning up cat pee and trying to anticipate where she might inappropriately pee next easier to win the Powerball, btw became incredibly stressful, not to mention expensive.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.